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| Acting Squirrelly Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:26:45 -0500 I have this theory about the behavior of squirrels and how they are like certain large software companies, especially SAP, the giant Enterprise Resource Management vendor headquartered in Germany. But obviously the most interesting part is the squirrels, so let's start there. You are driving down a street in your car and up ahead there is a squirrel at the side of the road eating a nut. You aren't on an intercept course, there is no way you are going to hit that squirrel. So what does the squirrel do? At the very last possible moment, rather than watching you drive by, THE SQUIRREL DARTS STRAIGHT FOR YOUR CAR, passing inches in front of or behind the front tires. Why does he do that? Obviously I'm a guy with too much time on my hands because I've given this quite a bit of thought. From a purely metabolic perspective, whatever its motivation the physical advantage clearly lies with the squirrel. Sure, my car is bigger and faster, but the squirrel is smaller and quicker, with a heart that beats up to 700 times per minute. To the squirrel I seem to be driving by in slow motion, and whether he goes in front of the tires or behind or in front of one and behind another is strictly a matter of style: once the squirrel has my vector, Victor, he's in command. But judging by the number of squirrels squished on the road, there must be some risk to this game, so why does he do it? The answer has nothing to do with cars because squirrel psychology predates both cars and men. For the squirrel, in fact, there may be no difference between my car and an ice age saber-toothed tiger. The squirrel doesn't trust me. Sure, it looks like I'm not even chasing him, but he's a tasty squirrel and I'm a saber-toothed tiger. By waiting until the last possible moment then running TOWARD me, the squirrel is rushing the net, moving the confrontation effectively forward in time in such a way that the squirrel is pushing his tactical advantage. As a predator, I'm simply not supposed to expect this squirrel to be running toward me, rather than away. He's using the element of surprise to confuse me. And it works, because I've never hit a squirrel with my car. SAP and companies like it do something similar by making powerful software that is quite deliberately difficult to use. They could make it easier. Heck, the capability to make it easier is shipped right with the software, though never pointed out to the customer. I used to think this was a matter of geek machismo, where higher value was placed on processes that were more difficult to command simply because it could be used to maintain for the techies an upper hand against management. But now I think it's much simpler than that and SAP just wants its software to be more difficult to use because that maximizes revenue. It is more nuts for the squirrel. If you aren't familiar, Enterprise Resource Management is the process of tracking everything that flows through a business, including money, materials, people, and of course time. Building an ERP system is a HUGE and expensive undertaking. Companies think they need ERP systems when they decide it is time to kick-start their business. Perhaps a competitor is underpricing them, or is more profitable. Perhaps they are losing market share and customers. The real heart of the problem is the executives don't have a full understanding of what is happening in their business, so they can't make informed decisions to improve that business. Sometimes ERP systems come about as a response to inadequate IT, but more often it is just a very expensive alternative to walking around and talking to employees. Putting in an ERP system isn't going to improve the business by itself: you still have to figure out what the data means and make decisions. Implementing a big ERP system -- any ERP system -- is expensive. The problem is there is not enough return on investment from the ERP system itself to justify the cost. You need more. The real savings must come from improving your firm's business processes. So a huge business redesign project is often coupled with many ERP projects. This is not just a matter of buying an SAP license and getting data flowing from one end of the company to the other. Somebody has to make some sense of the data. And that sensibility can come only through an understanding of context -- how the data relates to the real functions of the business. Which is a long way of saying that every SAP customer probably needs a different view of the available data to be in the best possible position for acting on that data. Unlike standardized financial statements, the most powerful ERP screens and reports will vary dramatically from company to company, so the ability to customize SAP is vital to obtaining the maximum possible benefit from the software. That's why there are so many SAP consultants. And that's why SAP, itself, makes 40 percent of its revenue from providing consulting services -- revenue that would be significantly less if the software was easier to customize and easier to use. If SAP software was easier to customize and use, SAP the company might get a few more customers but would have significantly less revenue. Or that's the fear. There is a product called GuiXT that is an interface builder shipped for free with every copy of SAP R/3. Pronounced "gooey-x-t," this client-server application sits on top of R/3 and can be used with almost no programming to customize and integrate R/3 screens as well as add certain overlay functions that aren't readily available in R/3, itself. The point with GuiXT is to not mess with the underlying R/3 code, which means an SAP installation can be less customized on the back end, installed cheaper, and be up and running quicker. So when you, as an SAP customer, call up your SAP consultant to ask for customization, that consultant will often show you the next day a GuiXT implementation that does exactly what you asked for but is presented as a mock-up. Once you've signed-off on the look and feel then the SAP consultants can dig into R/3 itself and spend a few weeks implementing what you asked for. OR they could simply run the GuiXT app that took them an hour to build. Are you starting to see the picture? GuiXT comes from a Foster City, CA company called Synactive. The base version of the product is shipped for free inside R/3 because, of course, it is so useful for showing the potential of R/3 customization. Ironically, GuiXT IS R/3 customization, and can be used overnight to make functional changes that previously required weeks or months. Synactive is in business to make money, so of course there are additional modules you can license directly if you want to go beyond just switching screens around, like their Input Assistant, View, and Designer modules. You can even use GuiXT to see what's happening in your business in real time over your mobile phone. GuiXT customers, which include lots of big companies like Shell Oil, Tyson Foods, and Nike, LOVE the product. They love it. The squirrel dives for your front tires because by ice age rules that's the thing to do, though at an obvious cost today in squished squirrels. Similarly, SAP deliberately hides the power of GuiXT thinking it could hurt consulting revenue when, in fact, it could INCREASE sales revenue by broadening the market and making R/3 less scary for companies to install and run. Both the squirrel and SAP do what they do because it appears to work, though a safer and easier course was there all along. |
| NOVA scienceNOW: Bird Brains Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:00:00 EST Clues to the origins of human language are turning up in the brains of birds. |
| NOVA scienceNOW: Space Storms Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:00:00 EST Behind the dazzling display of the aurora borealis are space storms that could turn the lights off here on Earth. |
| NOVA scienceNOW: Profile: Yoky Matsuoka Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:00:00 EST A former tennis prodigy aims to create advanced prosthetic limbs controlled by human thought. |
| Worries of a Bailout of Mortgage Giants Hit Markets Hard Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:07:00 EDT The market value of mortgage giants Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae slumped again Friday, but rebounded after officials downplayed the likelihood of government action. A reporter and analysts discuss the developments. |
| Shields, Brooks Assess Struggles in the Economy, Campaign News Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:31:00 EDT With continued financial troubles in the headlines, the presidential hopefuls have made their plans to improve the economy central to their case to voters. Mark Shields and David Brooks discuss the Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac panic and campaign trail developments. |
| International Criminal Court to Seek Arrest of Sudanese President Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:45:00 EDT The International Criminal Court announced Friday it will seek an arrest warrant for Sudanese President Omar Hassan al-Bashir for genocide and crimes against humanity committed in the western Darfur region of his country. The warrant is expected to be issued Monday. |
| The Ombudsman's Mailbag Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:40:56 -0500 Welcome to another collection of viewer responses to what they saw and heard on PBS in recent days. This week, most of the mail, and certainly most of the heat, was generated by Part II of a three-part series titled... |
| Lourdes 150th Anniversary Fri, July 11 2008 19:00:00 EST Millions visit this French grotto seeking healing and spiritual solace. |
| Karmapa Lama Fri, July 11 2008 19:00:00 EST An exclusive U.S. television interview with "a reincarnation of the living Buddha" |
| Heroin problem worsening among Arizona youth Sat, 12 Jul 2008 06:14:15 GMT A candlelight vigil was held Friday night for a former Gilbert High student who died from an overdose. |
| Thieves steal Surprise police chief's car, gun and uniform Sat, 12 Jul 2008 05:19:56 GMT Police say someone broke into a locker at a Surprise fitness club taking the chief’s keys, badge, uniform and gun. |
| Queen Creek community upset about flooding Sat, 12 Jul 2008 04:22:09 GMT Clean-up continues in the Goldmine Equestrian Estates in Queen Creek. Residents are arming themselves with sandbags to combat future flooding. |
| Police: Teen's body found in Flagstaff, death was a murder Sat, 12 Jul 2008 02:07:00 GMT Police say the body of 16-year-old Justin Jackson was discovered in a clearing in the forest just off Woody Mountain Road in Flagstaff. |
| Police search for suspect in shooting at Scottsdale home Sat, 12 Jul 2008 01:22:19 GMT Police are searching for a 22-year-old man after the homeowner was shot in the abdomen during an argument. |
| Pet therapy's all smiles at South Phoenix pediatric facilty Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:41:39 GMT Four-year-old Bryson pulled the covers up to his chin and then carefully helped tuck in Reno, a 4-year-old Australian cattle dog, who lay curled up beside him. Hopsital staff describe... |
| Vehicle rolls into oncoming lanes on Loop 101 in Phoenix Fri, 11 Jul 2008 22:40:54 GMT The vehicle was apparently headed westbound when it rolled over and came to rest in the eastbound lanes. |
| Video, blood trail lead to arrest of Mesa restaurant burglar Fri, 11 Jul 2008 22:39:00 GMT Surveillance footage from Taco Bell and Subway show the suspect breaking through glass to enter the stores. A blood trail led police to the third store. |
| Storm waters flood Mesa business forcing it to close Fri, 11 Jul 2008 22:21:00 GMT Thursday night's monsoon damaged a Mesa Motor Vehicle Division building forcing it to close on Friday. |
| Maricopa County schools chief faces jail for hiring relative Fri, 11 Jul 2008 21:26:22 GMT Sandra Dowling has pleaded guilty to a single misdemeanor charge, ending a case where she originally faced 21 felony counts. |
| Rollover accident closes I-10 in Avondale, injuries reported Fri, 11 Jul 2008 21:19:30 GMT Fire officials have the eastbound lanes closed to traffic until the accident, involving six people, is cleared. |
| Woman kicks Prescott officer, driver of car flees Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:26:29 GMT Police are looking for the driver, Richard Greenrock, who they consider dangerous. |
| Yuma police look for person who murdered 16-year-old Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:22:00 GMT The teen was found shot several times in a southeast Yuma street early Friday. |
| Missing Tolleson boy found safe; was at friend's house Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:01:14 GMT Officers say Estevan contacted his family, saying he had been staying over at a friend's house. The parents of that friend though Estevan had permission from his parents. |
| Flagstaff man mad at wasted gas, steals stop signs Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:21:00 GMT The man told police he was angry at the new stop signs, which were installed in his neighborhood after complaints of speeding. |
| Attic fans save you money during summer months in Phoenix Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:00:00 GMT Attic fans have the ability to lower the temperature in your attic by as much as 30 degrees, protecting your roof and saving you money on your electric bill. |
| Monsoon rains bring frogs to Valley for mating Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:45:00 GMT Heavy rains are the mating call for frogs and toads that live underground during much of the year. |
| Valley drivers find ways around closed roads; I-17 reopens Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:28:46 GMT Road closures are affecting drivers in the East and West Valley. |
| I-17 in central Phoenix re-opens after flooding Fri, 11 Jul 2008 05:26:00 GMT The Arizona Department of Public Safety said I-17 northbound at 19th avenue and I-17 southbound at Jefferson Street were closed due to flooding overnight. |
| Gilbert clerk resigns after mayor recall error Sat, 12 Jul 2008 00:50:57 GMT It comes a month after she made an error that killed a group's petition to recall Mayor Steve Berman. |
| Deal of the Day -- Free stuff throughout a whole plaza! Sat, 12 Jul 2008 00:30:00 GMT You can spend the whole day shopping because the Deal of the Day will get you free stuff and huge discounts at several stores in one shopping center. |
| Deal of the Day - Huge discounts throughout a whole plaza Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:45:00 GMT No need to waste your gas because with your Smart Shopper card, you can walk from store to store for huge savings at one Valley plaza. |
| Proposal to make renting to undocumented immigrants illegal? Fri, 11 Jul 2008 22:20:00 GMT According to the city councilmember sponsoring the proposal, the people of Fremont, Nebraska want their own immigration laws because the feds are too lax when it comes to enforcement. |
| Police: Flagstaff teen was homicide victim Associated Press - July 11, 2008 8:34 PM ET FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. (AP) - Police say the body of a Flagstaff teenager has been found in a forest and they are investigating the case as a... |
| Polygamist leader Jeffs "doing just fine" Associated Press - July 11, 2008 8:14 PM ET KINGMAN, Ariz. (AP) - A sheriff's spokeswoman in Arizona says polygamist sect leader Warren Jeffs is doing well just days after he was rushed to a... |
| Appeals court: strip search violated girl's rights Associated Press - July 11, 2008 8:04 PM ET TUCSON, Ariz. (AP) - A federal appeals court says Safford, Ariz., school officials violated a 13-year-old student's constitutional rights by... |
| Lake Havasu cliff diver dies of injuries in Vegas Associated Press - July 11, 2008 5:44 PM ET LAS VEGAS (AP) - A Washington state man who was critically hurt in a 100-foot cliff dive at Lake Havasu has died at a Las Vegas hospital. |
| Flagstaff man mad at wasted gas nabs stop signs Associated Press - July 11, 2008 2:24 PM ET FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. (AP) - Police in Flagstaff say a man angry because new stop signs were causing him to waste gas went on a late-night theft spree and... |
| Bush to demand action on oil drilling in Alaska Associated Press - July 12, 2008 3:43 AM ET WASHINGTON (AP) - President Bush will be using his weekend radio chat today to repeat his call for Congress to allow drilling in the Arctic National... |
| Police: Georgia sex offender killed Florida teen Associated Press - July 12, 2008 3:43 AM ET PANAMA CITY, Fla. (AP) - Police in Florida say a registered sex offender from Georgia has confessed to killing a 13-year-old girl. |
| World famous cardiovascular surgeon DeBakey dead at 99 Associated Press - July 12, 2008 3:33 AM ET HOUSTON (AP) - Renowned heart surgeon Doctor Michael DeBakey has died. He was 99 and died Friday night at Houston's Methodist... |
| 2 NY maids awarded almost $1M for forced labor Associated Press - July 12, 2008 12:03 AM ET CENTRAL ISLIP, N.Y. (AP) - A federal judge has awarded almost $1 million in back wages to two Indonesian housekeepers who were virtually enslaved by... |
| Werth's single gives Phillies win over Arizona PHILADELPHIA -- Jayson Werth hit a game-ending RBI single in the 12th inning and the Philadelphia Phillies beat the Arizona Diamondbacks 6-5 Friday night in a matchup of NL division... |
| Phillies 6, Diamondbacks 5, 12 innings Copyright 2008 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or... |
| A done deal: Dodgers out of Vero Beach VERO BEACH, Fla. -- The Los Angeles Dodgers made their departure from Vero Beach official, terminating their facility use agreement. After calling Vero Beach their spring home for... |
| Tigers agree to terms with top pick, RHP Perry DETROIT -- Tigers vice president of amateur scouting David Chadd said while he's happy the team has agreed to contract terms with first-round pick Ryan Perry, he doesn't think the... |
| NHL star Roenick and hockey pals lead Tahoe golf STATELINE, Nev. -- In a field filled with quarterbacks, hockey players topped the leaderboard at Lake Tahoe on Friday as NHL all-star Jeremy Roenick eagled the 18th hole to take the... |
| Marlins' Volstad pitches into ninth, beats Dodgers Associated Press - July 12, 2008 1:13 AM ET LOS ANGELES (AP) - Chris Volstad came within one out of a shutout in his first major league start, Jeremy Hermida and Jorge Cantu hit back-to-back... |
| Protein Thought to Promote Cancer Does Opposite |
| Workshop Helps Parents, Kids Talk About Sex FRIDAY, July 11 (HealthDay News) -- Teach parents how to talk about sex with their teen, and they will tackle this tough subject more readily and often, a new study says. |
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